basketball move

http://boreme.com/boreme/media-movies/cool-basket.wmv

Bill Gates and 666

Now it seems more than speculation and co-incidence.
Bill Gates is pastafanian FSM

Intelligent donation

A whole class of new "intelligent" science

the New "Intelligent Falling' Theory :-)

I have always wondered why these bigot prevail in such a great country. If USA can become a great country despite these 'intelligent bigots', why are they bashing China's economic development despite not being democratic?

of course, "the onion" is only providing us some sense of humor.

biking dalmation, jerk it off my ipod shuffle, smart kids

biking dalmatian video


Jerk it off ? hilarious video


smart kids:

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.


TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.


TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.


TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!


TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.


TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.


TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy this?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.


TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

pseudo-science bigotry: cow gases pollute air?

"Every year, the average dairy cow produces 19.3 pounds of gases, called volatile organic compounds, the San Joaquin Valley Air Pollution Control District said. Those gases react with other pollutants to form ground-level ozone, or smog......"This is not some arcane dispute about cow gases," said Brent Newell, an attorney for the Center on Race, Poverty & the Environment. "We are talking about a public health crisis. It's not funny to joke about cow burps and farts when one in six children in Fresno schools is carrying an inhaler."" according to a LA Times report.

I have to say, to compare cow gas with truck/car smog is stupid. And comparing "organic waste" is the wrong measure. Car/truck produces inorganic waste, which are a lot more detrimental. how much of these 19.3 pounds of organic gases "react" with smog? if it is only 1%, then it means 0.193 pounds are effective. OTOH, I can assure you all cow gases are fully biodegrable, otherwise you would have found fossils of these gases.

What about human gases? There are 13 Millions people in LA areas, should everyone put on a gas-maske on the rear?

What the f*#@ does this attorney know about science? Bigotry at its new height.

Mexican Canteen

Twisted logic

In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the 'Buffalo Theory' to his buddy Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this...
"Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."